Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Gloomy Week, Some jokes to cheer it up!

Mt dear is out of the country, so it's not a very happy week. Got some jokes through e mail which cheered me. So I'm sharing it with U,

Udurawana rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he had purchased
a packet of butter a few minutes ago.
"Where is my free gift?" he shouted atthe shopkeeper.
"But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter."
The shopkeeper answered politely.
"Don't fool me," replied udurawana, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free' but you gave me only butter".

One day Udurawana was home and he went to the kitchen, opened the Sugar
bottle, peeped inside and closed it. His wife was seeing this. After some
time Udurawana again went to the kitchen, opened the Sugar Bottle, peeped
inside and closed it.
His wife again saw this. Udurawana again and again did the same thing. His
wife was puzzled at why did he do something like this. So, she asked
Udurawana, 'Why did you open the Sugar bottle, see inside and close it often?'
Udurawana, 'I am a Sugar Patient you know.... Our doctor advised me to check
up the Sugar level often'.

Udurawana: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group.
Nurse: B positive
Udurawana: please tell me soon ....
Nurse: B positive
Udurawana: Madam, I am positive, but eager to know my blood group.

Udurawana bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the
way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down.
Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him,
'How much should I pay to turn right? '
The Policeman was astonished and asked, 'Why are you asking like this?'
Then Udurawana showed him the sign board which was
in the corner of the road:'Free Left Turn'

Udurawana: I was born in Kandy.
TV Interviewer: Oh really, which part?
Udurawana: All of me, silly

Udurawana got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well,wrong number, sorry to have woken you up on the middle of the night."
"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."

Udurawana with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But...what happened to your other ear?"
"That fellow called back."

Q: Why did Udurawana take a pair of binoculars with him to a funeral?
A: It was a distant relative's funeral


Blogger Delmonti said...

Oh dear....

October 05, 2005 2:52 AM  
Blogger Me said...


October 05, 2005 11:12 PM  
Blogger lar said...

totally stupid

October 07, 2005 10:26 PM  

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