Friday, August 12, 2005

Kids in school !

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : MARIA
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says,"School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on thefloor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years
ago?
WINNIE : Me!
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say,"I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,same time."
TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know whyhis father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still hadthe ax in his hand.
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly,do you say prayers beforeeating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a goodcook.
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly thesame as your brother\'s.
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No,teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talkingwhen people are no
longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

2 Comments:

Blogger Sudhu said...

Ha Ha Ha.. that was hilarious!

August 12, 2005 2:38 AM  
Blogger Joker said...

:))

August 12, 2005 9:01 PM  

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